That Rotund Coward James Harden Forced His Way Out Of Philly At 2AM, Only A Matter Of Time Before He Demands A Trade From Clippers Now
Everywhere across the Delaware Valley today, folks are waking up with little crusties in their eyes and logging onto X.com to see what type of trade Howie Roseman is concocting in the lab this NFL trade deadline. Aaron Donald? Derrick Henry? Something completely out of left field? Who knows, who cares, just let Howie go to work.
But then the moment you open the app….
Bang. You're hit squarely in the dick with a 2am Woj Bomb. That piece of shit James Harden has finally weaseled his way off of his 3rd team in 4 years, and Daryl Morey and the Sixers caved. Personally, I would have sat James Harden's dumbass on the bench all season long and just let him rot there. The Sixers aren't winning a championship this year, and they probably never will. So there's no need to not be as petty as possible in this situation. But apparently the Sixers think otherwise, and decided to ship James Harden out of the city under the cover of the night.
In return they get to bring back Robert Covington, bring home confirmed Philly guy Marcus Morris, they'll get a 2028 1st round draft pick, a couple of 2nd round picks, and another 1st round pick coming from a 3rd team. So maybe the Sixers will actually be able to play a lick of defense this year. I'm sure that as a basketball move, this was about as much as you could get out of the negative leverage the Sixers were operating with. But I just hate when dickheads get their way.
Ben Simmons got his way. James Harden got his way. It doesn't necessarily set the greatest precedent that you can throw a bitch fit in Philly and just get handed exactly what you want out of it. But on the other hand, it's great to just be done with James Harden. The man is a parasite, and he sucks the life out of every organization he's a part of. He was a drain on the city, and we just have to lock in on the Eagles right now. We don't have time to be worrying about this jackass anymore. So that's probably the biggest piece of this entire trade. That, and the fact that now Embiid doesn't have to play against Marcus Morris anymore.
Embiid and Marcus Morris together at last. The Gruesome Twosome. They are going to have their opponents in emotional hell all season long.