Bears Rookie QB Tyson Bagent's Dad Is A Certified Bad Ass 28-Time World Arm Wrestling Champion, Who's Also Pretty Fuckin Funny

Whichever producer lined poor Tom Pelissaro up for this assignment, take a bow. 

Was the fact that Bagent's dad is this big of a bad ass in Tyson's scouting report? Those are some damn good genes. Not only is he one of the strongest men in the world, but he's also WWE level talented on he microphone. He grabbed that mic from Pellisaro and didn't skip a beat. His composure and delivery were both perfect. 

Telling him he can call him daddy, and then offering to treat anybody else who wants to try him was great. 

I'm thinking we should reboot one of the greatest pieces of 80's cinema ever created, Over The Top, with this guy playing Sly's lead role of "Hawk".