So I Guess The NFC East Just Kinda Stinks, Huh?

Hold up. That can't be the final score on the official Dallas Cowboys Twitter X, right? Impossible. Some intern owes a bunch of people $50 gift cards to the Jerry Jones Holographic Glory Hole Store because there's NO way the Cardinals won that football game. Nope. Didn't happen. Why? Because it couldn't happen. For 2 straight weeks there has been non-stop "Elite" talk for the Dallas Cowboys after they shit on the New York Giants sans an O-Line and Zack Wilson. Not to mention the Cardinals were straight up GIVING starters away as well as starting a QB that has been on the team for less than a cup of coffee. 

I may have been mistaken. Let's go to Stephen A. Smith for clarification...

Damn. Dallas really lost. Unreal. At least the NFC East still had the 2-0 Commanders to represent at home. They for sure haven't been outkicking their coverage thru the first two weeks of the season...

Oops! That's a shame. At least the Giants gave a fight on a short week, right? 

Gosh Dangit. Seems like the NFC BEAST ain't as scary as many thought. Oh well. All the teams who represented the division so far in Week 3 just plain…stunk. That's a shame. Just gotta leave it to the only real team to pick up the slack. 

Go Birds.