People Flocking To See The "McDonald's Goddess" In Taiwan - Daily Mail

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Look any time you want to take a normal profession that ordinarily doesnt have a hot slutty Asian chick and turn it into a job that is performed by one, I am down with that. I’m certainly not going to complain about Wei Wei serving my a large Number 1 with a Coke. Much better than the usual people who work at McDonalds. But when I’m walking into McDonald’s, I’m not focused on hot chicks. I’m not thinking about any girls, at all. I’m 100% dialed in on a Big Mac and about 75 to 100 french fries. I’m so pumped for fat inducing fast food, the last thing I’m worried about is whether or not the cashier is hot. I mean it certainly cant hurt business. But I’m just saying hot chicks and McDonald’s go like oil and water to me.

Also, Counter Point to the Asians pooping on a plane, Tetris can stop sex and drug cravings, woman marries God, and Starbucks is changing their Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Cue the Basic Bitches freaking out.

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