Saquon Trying To Say Last Night's Ass Kicking Can Actually Be A Good Thing Just Makes It Even More Embarrassing

Good God. Here I was trying to just tell myself it's week 1, who gives a shit, move on and bury the game ball. You know, football guy stuff. But then I saw this and while some of these stats seem to be made up, how do you move on from this? It seems impossible to be this bad in one game. I mean I watched every second of last night's game and this somehow made it seem worse than it actually was. 

I don't care that the players and coaches are all saying the same thing, they need to show some balls and destroy Arizona like Clem says so: 

What an incredible spin zone attempt by Saquon here. You sometimes need to lose 40-0? No, no you do not. You most certainly don't need to start the season with a 40-0 ass kicking at home to a divisional rival. Fuck it, I'm angry all over again after seeing it. How do you give up this many sacks? How does every single person look so bad? How does Graham Gano miss a kick? Graham Gano doesn't miss kicks. 

But this isn't JV football. This isn't something where you can spin zone an ass kicking. You're a professional football team with expectations for the first time in a long time and you got straight up punked at home. 40-0 is never a good thing. I don't care if you go 17-1 in the season, you can't lose 40-0.