You Can Now Get Your Haircut By A Robot If Your Goal Is To Never Have A Romantic Partner
Let's be real with ourselves for a moment here, shall we? The day is going to come when we eventually have a war between humans and artificial intelligence. We're on a collision course here and the day of reckoning is quickly approaching. For the most part, I've always just assumed the robots would be able to beat our ass. They're smarter, they're faster, they're more powerful.
But then I watched this video. And all my fears were calmed. Because this robot can't cut hair for shit. That was the most uninspired cut I've ever seen in my life. Giving my boy a cut so vanilla he looks like he'd say adding salt to his boiled chicken makes it a little too spicy. You expect me to be worried about robots taking over the world when THAT is how they cut hair? Get real. Robots can get fucked.
Maybe that's their goal, though. Maybe they want you to look like such a virgin that you'd never be able to find a partner. Less humans out there banging means there will be fewer babies. Start to drop that population down and all of a sudden, robots have the upper hand here. The only flaw I see in that thought process is the fact that anybody who would get their haircut by a robot in the first place probably wasn't throwing down often.
Either way, the moral of the story here is that robots are way less advanced than we originally perceived them to be, and this haircut is all the proof we need. Unless you want to be walking around out there looking like the human equivalent of drinking a glass of milk before bed, keep your barber.