Britney Spears Celebrated Her Divorce This Weekend By Having A Bunch Of Random Guys Over To Her House To Lick Her Legs On Instagram
Source - Britney Spears is working fast to put Sam Asghari behind her … surrounding herself with a ton of shirtless men, all vying for Brit's attention.
The pop star posted the racy video on Instagram, showing one guy trying to lick Brit’s leg all the way up to her thigh. You can hear the cameraman order him to, “Start at the boot, bro..”
The video then jumps to Brit being hoisted up by 5 bare-chested men around a pool. Brit seems more than satisfied, punctuating the moment with “Okay cool!"
The Video:
Jesus Christ. I mean what do you even say? What can you say? Part of me wants to say how bizarre this is, but for some reason it feels normal? Like if anyone else posted a video of a stranger licking their leg it would be cause for concern, but for Britney it's fine. She also posted this this video of her rolling around naked on her bed…
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Which is par for the course in terms of her social media. Regardless, I need to know A) who those guys were and B) which one is going to be her next husband. There's noooothing Brit loves more than a beefy backup dancer. Also, I wonder if anyone addresses the elephant in the room while they're there? Like do they mention her divorce? Or the conservatorship? Or are they just happy to be there. I imagine it's the latter. Everyone walks on eggshells, does whatever she says, and prays they're not the first one to get kicked out. Oh well. Britney gonna Britney. Hopefully whoever she chooses next treats her better than Sam. That's it for this one. Thanks for reading.