Messi Is Just Straight Up Embarrassing MLS Players Now And Treating Them Like Little Kids

Yikes. I know Messi is the best, we've done that blog. But him simply going at cruise control like a dad trying to take it easy on a kid is so goddamn disrespectful and hilarious. He knows he's lightyears better than these bums on Charlotte. He knows he can simply make one little move and then it's basically the And-1 Mixtape Tour on the pitch. Not shockingly, he scored again: 

Who could have guessed that getting the best player in the world would have you win matches? Because Inter Miami fucking stunk before Messi. Now they can't lose. They are making this run in the Leagues Cup - super prestigious tournament, just trust me there. Basically the Champions League but for CONCACAF, some saying better than Champions League. For sure better than whatever the Saudi Arabian league is doing. 

You gotta walk off the field though if Messi has you crashing into each other like that. It's embarrassing. 

PS: Messi is running out celebrations: