How Could You Ever Go To The Bathroom Again After Finding A 12 Foot Python In Your Family's Toilet?

If you don't look at the toilet before you sit down you honestly should be checked out. We get lost all the time, even with the power of GPS, so imagine a snake just doing it's thing through all sorts of pipes. All of a sudden it's in your toilet. Nightmare. 

I don't even know if this video is real, but this is my biggest nightmare. A toilet is supposed to be our sanctuary. No one can bother us when we're doing our business in there. You shouldn't have to worry about anything when you aren't feeling the best. We're at our most vulnerable when seated on a toilet, just leave us alone. 

I went to the shitter while writing this and I basically thought of hovering over the toilet just incase there were any reptiles flying near some holes. I think we should have a closed hole while you go and then when you want to flush it opens and flies down. That will make everyone safe so we don't have pythons flying up anyones ass. 

P.S. How do animals even get around? When birds start to fly do they know exactly where they are going? There is absolutely no way they know where they are going.