A Bunch Of Sex Workers At A Las Vegas Brother Are Offering Everyone On The Golden Knights A Free Orgy After Their Stanley Cup Win
Source - The Vegas Golden Knights could finish their Stanley Cup victory celebration with a bang ... 'cause one Nevada sex worker is offering the champs one helluva party.
Licensed sex worker Alice Little tells TMZ Sports she and her coworkers want to thank the players for bringing home a championship in a very personal way.
Yes. We're talking about sex.
"We here in Sin City love the Golden Knights more than life itself," Little tells us. "I cannot express in words the joy I feel now the team won their first-ever Stanley Cup, so I’m going to express it through my actions."
Little -- who claims to be the highest-grossing sex worker in Nevada history -- says she's offering the "most extravagant, orgiastic sex party" the champs will ever experience at the Chicken Ranch brothel's 40-acre campus and VIP Bungalows.
Now THAT is how you show appreciation to your favorite team. An "extravagant, orgastic sex party." I know a few gentlemen who throw those down on Christopher street, but they are no where near as extravagant or orgastic. They're usually in a dark room and everyone gets a penicillin shot on the way out. Regardless, I can't imagine any of the players taking them up on this. Not even drunk ass William Karlsson...
Alright, Maybe William Karlsson. Regardless, here's what "Alice Little" had to tell TMZ...
"Dozens of ladies, myself included, are ready and waiting at the Chicken Ranch to treat the Knights to any and every carnal delight, and there will be absolutely no penalties for misconduct," Little says. "The brothel is all yours boys! Free of charge! It’s on me!"
Little also threw around the idea of creating VIP cards specifically for the VGK … which will give them year-round complimentary access to the brothels' invite-only events and its "Eyes Wide Shut"-style sex sprees.
She also offered Jimmy Garoppolo "free sex for life" after he signed with the Raiders, so we know the lady loves sports. I'm just a little concerned thats if these guys actually take Alice up on her offer they'll end up like Lamar Odom. And no, I don't mean married to a Kardashian (dream), I mean cracked out at a whore-house clinging to life in rural Nevada. Can you say whore house? I think you can, right? I don't know.
Anyway, you have to wonder what the Airforce Amy and the gals over at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch think of all this. They've been irrelevant for years. Maybe if they threw their hat in the ring with one of these sports teams HBO would renew their contract. Who knows. All I know is that the Golden Knights appear to have options…and that's a wonderful thing. Have a lovely day.
Now here's a clip that I've been trying to squeeze into a blog for the past five years. Enjoy…
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