Shania Twain Was The Queen Of The Late 90s And I Won't Hear Otherwise

Look, I know my reputation and my own brain at this point. I know I throw the panel for a loop often. Burrata, Unwritten, Mirepoix, Triple nut, shrimp, etc etc etc. I try to draft things I like and be authentic rather than drafting for what I think the audience likes. After doing 150 some odd drafts I can typically anticipate when I am going to need to fight off the masses of idiots with their elementary school racoon tastes. Today was not one of those days. 

Shania Twain is and WAS super hot back in the day. Insanely hot. Young Chief was more horny her for than any other musical artist of the day save for Britney Spears. She wasn't rolling around in garbage water like Christina Aguilar back in the day. She was rolling around in white sand beaches in an artistic, beautiful way. She was a wife type. A forever and always type, if you will

I feel like she invented the midriff 

Just a hint to let the imagination of a boy run wild. Imagine being in middle school and NOT having a crush on Shania Twain. How could anyone be scoffing at this pick. She can go head to head with anyone of the era and I won't hear otherwise just because your cable package didn't include CMT. Shania checks all the boxes. She's a perfect woman. I have no idea how old she is either. Still. She's been like 27 in my mind since 1998. An ageless beauty with absolute BANGERS of songs. You want to get the bar going late night with touchtunes…throw on this one. 

She's perfect.