Miggy Cabrera Confirmed What We All Knew To Be True--Bryson Stott Has A Massive Dong
The Philadelphia Phillies are currently on what we in the biz refer to as a "winning streak". There haven't been too many of those for the Phils so far this season, but they just picked up their 4th win in a row. Surprisingly enough, they picked up this win with their pitching. Detroit only had 3 hits on the night and Miguel Cabrera was the only Tiger to make his way to 2nd base all night. He walked in the 3rd and then was able to catch up with Bryson Stott on 2nd for the first time of the night after a wild pitch. And it was then and there that Miguel Cabrera confirmed what the entire world had been speculating for oh so long.
Bryson Stott is packing some serious heat.
Ain't nothing weird about getting a quick little touch on another man's package. Guys being dudes. Honestly I'd be offended if more guys didn't snag a quick grab of Stott's junk on their way through 2nd. He's a handsome son of a gun, towards the top of the league in hits this year, you have to at least be curious what the man is working with.
According to Miguel Cabrera, "so big". Such a humble and bashful reaction from Bryson, too.
Anyway, it's always great to know the guys on your favorite team are walking around with some massive hang downs. Because when it comes time to really step up with the season on the line, you know those guys are going to deliver. Who gives a shit about April and May. You don't start having to play Big Dick Baseball until June. And that's exactly what the Phils are doing now.
June Schwarber is First Team All-Girth.