Will J.R. Smith's New Engagement Last Through The Weekend?
First of all congrats to J.R., his family, yada yada yada all that mushy stuff.
But for real, I guarantee that while J.R.’s fiance was calling and texting all of her friends to tell them the news, ol’ J.R. was dropping “Who Wants The Pipe?” lines to every Instagram hoe on the planet. You don’t simply tie down the greatest cooze hound since Tony Soprano with a rock on your finger. Do you think J.R.’s attorney applied to get his bar as a divorce lawyer the minute he heard the news (is that how law works? I honestly don’t know)? That’s basically free money for any lawyer with a brain. Earl Smith is like Andy Dufresne. Some birds aren’t meant to be caged.