Baseball After Dark: The Philadelphia Phillies Apparently Have A Dickhead Giveaway Promotion Coming Up
The Phillies got their shit kicked in last night by the Dodgers. Whatever. Taijuan Walker went 3 and a third innings, gave up 8 hits and 8 earned runs. It's still only May, but holy moly does this guy stink. He's been throwing the ball like a complete dickhead so far this season.
Speaking of dickheads, make sure you get yourself out to CBP on June 9th when the Phils take on the Dodgers at home to receive your very own Johnson Controls Dickhead. Must be 15-years or older.
You gotta love a nice Freudian slip. That's the beauty of live TV. Kevin Stockton just got done watching Taijuan Walker give up 3 runs in the 2nd. Was probably thinking to himself "get this dickhead off the mound", had a promo read for a Dick Allen Bobblehead Night, and the two thoughts made a baby in his brain and it came out of his mouth.
Anyway, nothing that happened before today matters anyway. Bryce Harper is back and the MLB season can officially begin. Matt Strahm on the bump, Bryce at the plate, life is good. Can't wait to get that dickhead next month though.
P.S. -- Everybody should be allowed to rip heaters in the dugout during Dick Allen night.