Shut The Contest Down Now, Because This Is Easily The Most Violent Nut Shot Of The Year

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You can go ahead and mark that down as things we absolutely hate to see. Penn State laid an absolute smackdown on Ohio State yesterday in some B1G lacrosse action. Just kicked the ever living shit out of the Buckeyes. But while the Nittany Lions were celebrating their big win over a hated rival, poor Jack Posey will still trying to see if he had both nuts still intact. You'd hope the answer is yes. You'd pray that nut didn't explode immediately upon impact. 

But #4 on Ohio State is Colby Smith. He's a good ol' boy from Central PA. Probably born and raised on a farm and has that farm boy strength. He had his hands free and some time to really step into that one. My guess is that shot didn't leave the stick anywhere south of at least 96 mph. And that was about as point blank of an obliteration as possible. This reaction looks like something you'd see on LiveLeak on the early internet days. 

I honestly feel like I just watched someone die. The delayed reaction is somehow more sickening than an immediate one. Like his body went into shock at first, but even that wasn't enough to keep him from feeling like his balls were in his chest. Brutal brutal stuff right there. 

Just goes to show you that lacrosse players are all the sickest bastards in sports. Takes a wild man to play this game. You don't see basketball players getting hit in the nuts with a little rubber projectile flying 100 mph. You don't see football players having to deal with anything like this. Lacrosse players are sickos. Put some respect on their names. 

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