Kelly Keegan Stole My Sydney Sweeney Blog, So Here's A Blog About Leo's Newest Girlfriend Rose Bertrand In Its Stead

It's Monday during a slowish internet day and unfortunately that no good dirty rotten jerk Kelly Keegs beat me to the punch with the Sydney Sweeney bikini blog: 

Hand up: that's on me. Any self-respecting internet pervert like myself should have been on top of a blog like that. I'll blame a new phone. Didn't have my Sydney Sweeney notis on. I do now. 

This will NOT happen again. That said, I would have also included these IG pics from Sydney for no reason other than I like them:

Kelly needs to up her smut game, so here's a lesson: take a blog that you planned on writing about Sydney Sweeney, find a way to make it about yourself and spin it into a blog about Leonardo DiCaprio's newest (rumored) girlfriend. 

That's exactly what I'm going to do right now. 

Leo was recently seen galavanting around France or some shit with 28 year old (!!!) Rose Bertrand. Rose, as they say, is "hut":

Awesome! Not gonna bother writing another word about her because you've already clicked. Mission accomplished 

And that, my friends, is "Blogging 101 With WSD"