Kate Upton Is Back To Rolling Around In Really Small Bikinis For SI And Here's The Video

Blah blah blah you’re more famous now than you were when you started doing photo shoots for Sports Illustrated blah blah blah.  Your career is much better now blah blah blah you’re dating a professional athlete.  Literally no one cares about any of that, Kate.  No one.  Even you don’t care about the things you’re saying.  All you know is you’re rich and famous now and that’s cool.  I gotta say, I respect the hell out of her for doing another SI swimsuit suit shoot (unless she was contractually obligated to do so).  You gotta remember where you came from and it looks like Kate does.  Before SI she was just a fresh faced youngster with beautiful bouncing boobs.  Now she’s a rich and famous youngster with beautiful bouncing boobs who the entire world has seen naked. Keep doing photo shoots like this and we’ll love you forever.  No matter how annoying and public your relationship is.

I consider myself a nice guy who will be friends with just about anyone but a PUNK tattoo on a guy’s fingers might be where I draw the line.  Then again, he takes pictures of supermodels in bikinis all day long so he’s doing alright without my friendship.