The World Is Furious That Satan Is Still Cool, After Sam Smith And Kim Petras' "Unholy" Performance At The Grammys

This is THE ONLY video I've been able to find of the whole performance. Why? Because people are legitimately outraged over all of this Satan Worshipping. They are clutching their pearls and begging these sinners to leave them alone. They can't believe such lewdness is allowed on TV, into their homes, poisoning the minds of their children. 

AHHHHH!!!! THE BIG BAD DEVIL IS COMING TO GET US!!!!! EVIL! DEMONIC! SATANIC! HORRIFIC! American Christians need to GET TO WORK!!!! 

I want to find every single person who called this - PERFORMANCE - demonic, and spit my acid blood into their eyeballs. I'm getting dicked down by the Devil on the regular, and we were basically popping Bon Bons during this performance. Is Unholy a fucking BANGER? Absolutely. Maybe a top 5 Sex Song if we're getting down to it. But does fire and red lighting translate directly to "satan worshipping"? I wouldn't agree there. Sure, Sam Smith wore a top had with devil horns, but that was just cute! It fit the vibe! We're all being Unholy, we're fucking around, we're dancing on a stage and having sex outside of a marital bed. What's the big deal? 

People are so afraid of the color red. They are so afraid of sequins, dancing, gay people, trans people. They're afraid of a good song that makes you want to have sex. Imagine living that life? Being afraid of the coolest things we have on earth? No way. I'm rolling with the Devil 100 times out of 100.