Lighten the Fuck Up! When He Ordered Kielbasa He Had No Idea...

A man was standing in line for quite a while during his lunch break. When he finally made it to the front, he looked at the cashier and said, "I'll have the grilled kielbasa hoagie with caramelized onions, peppers, mushrooms, topped with melted cheese, mustard, horseradish, and sauerkraut…"

The cashier responded, "You must be Polish…"

The man immediately became angry and went into a rant. "Just because I ordered kielbasa doesn't mean I'm Polish. If I ordered Swedish meatballs, that doesn't mean I'm Swedish. If I ordered Kimchi, that doesn't mean I'm Korean. This is very upsetting!"

The cashier began apologizing, "It's not like that, Sir."

"Oh, it's not?" the man asked sarcastically. Then, what's it like? Give me one good reason why you thought I was Polish…"

"Well, sir," the cashier explained, "This is a hardware store…"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! (And, I'm 25% Polish- grandfather, mother's side). This is LTFU joke #148!  

Just in case you missed the last one…                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

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