Lighten the Fuck Up! Paul's Wife Wanted His New Year's Resolution to Include More Romance & Sex...

Paul's wife said his New Year's resolution needed to include more romance and sex… 

Being a good husband, one who listens to his wife, Paul booked an expensive suite in a posh hotel for the long New Year's weekend. He bought her some sexy lingerie and some cosplay outfits to spice things up. He had the mini-fridge stocked with Dom Pérignon, and he brought plenty of Viagra so he could perform all weekend long…

First, they enjoyed an amazing romantic candlelight dinner at a five-star French restaurant. She looked stunning in the little black dress she chose, and with no panty lines, Paul knew this New Year's Eve was gonna be unlike any other…

She was wearing the expensive French perfume he bought her, and they turned off their phones for the weekend, so there were no distractions, just an entire weekend full of romance and sex. 

First, she role-played as a sexy cop, and he was her obedient prisoner. Then, they switched it up, and he role-played as the handsome young teacher and she as his needy student… 

And, when Paul returned home after this incredible weekend getaway full of romance and sex, all his ungrateful wife could say was, "Where the fuck were you this weekend, and why didn't you answer your phone?"                                                                                                                                                                                                          

HAPPY NEW YEAR!   

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