Telling Your Opponent, In The Middle Of A Tennis Match, That Your Friend Fucked His Girlfriend Is As Ruthless A Move There Is

I’m a firm believe that anything said between the lines is fair game, but good LORD is this toeing the line. Completely diabolical. Especially when it’s another tennis player that the guy definitely knows. Because here’s a law of nature: once you know another guy has fucked your girl, it’s all you can think about. You can’t help it and you can’t do anything to stop it. Doesn’t matter if it’s a current girlfriend or an ex, if you know someone she’s fucked or is currently fucking, that dude is the only thing on your mind. Does he fuck her better? Does he have a bigger dick? What positions do they do? Where did that piece of shit cum? It’s a horrible, terrible nightmare that you can’t escape. You start running side-by-side highlights in your head, comparing the two of you like it’s fucking SportsCenter comparing the routes of two wide outs. And you know what happens when you get that news in the middle of a match?

Wawinka goes down hard, that’s what happens. If I had to put money on it I’d say this happened sometime in the middle of the second round. Kyrgios tells poor Stan that Kokkinakis fucked his girl and his mind just went blank. Couldn’t focus on the Penn, getting aced left and right because he’s too busy thinking about dicks and nuts and cum all around his girlfriend’s mouth and wondering when exactly it happened. Tracing her whereabouts every night of the relationship wondering if she got that Kokki dick while they were together. Ruthless move. RUTHLESS. But, hey, you play to win the game. If you’re not mentally tough and can’t handle your brain conjuring up fake scenes of your girl getting fucked then don’t even step on the court.

Love Kygios just going full bad guy too. Didn’t even try and explain it away. “Yeah, mate, he was chirping a bit so I told him about the time another bloke came in his girlfriend’s ass. What of it?” Definitely the guy who makes fun of your dead mom because you said you didn’t like his shoes.