Parakeets And Pitching: Mets Win 10 Of Their Last 12

 

12-4 since the Rally Raccoon showed up in the weight room. Another shutout tonight with a new Rally Parakeet in attendance. Jacob deGrom with another 10 strikeouts and 7 shutout innings. Cespedes goes yard with that Parakeet sleeve. Juan Uribe with the J5U and the Armani parakeet look postgame. Not only is this team winning, they’re winning with style, flair and what feels like a little bit of magic.

In reality, its not magic. Its lock down, lights out pitching. But its so goddam good and these guys are so goddam cocky on the mound it sure as shit feels special. Thor on the bump tomorrow in just over 12 hours. Brooms and Hammers for another sweep. We may never look back.