Phoenix Police Officer aka Porn Star "King Nut Alot" Under Investigation For Filming Porn On-Duty

Many people know this man as Rico Blaze (@Ricoblazex), but I prefer to use his government name of King Nut Alot (Alot = one word). King Nut Alot is in hot water for trying to be a cop and a porn star at the same time. He is currently being investigated for filming and distributing pornography while on duty. 

The article does not provide a ton of details, so I will have to speculate as to what exactly is going on. I will say, if King Nut Alot is pulling people over, and shooting pornography at traffic stops, then he deserves to be fired. If an on-duty King Nut Alot pulls over an unsuspecting, age-appropriate woman for going 72 in a 55, and when he approaches her vehicle, she says something along the lines of "I'm so sorry officer, I lost track of my speed. It's these smooth interstate roads. Our government does such an admirable job taking care of them. It's hard not to drive fast when there's no dangerous pot holes to worry about. If there's anything you could do to cut me some slack, or let me off with a warning, I would greatly appreciate it."

If that situation arose, and King Nut Alot responded with, "I'm willing to let you off with a warning, but I have something that needs taken care of first. The thing that needs taken care of is this monster erection"

If King Nut Alot said that, then rested his sack on the driver's side window sill of the woman's Toyota Prius while filming the entire thing with his body camera, then he should be reprimanded. That's not up for debate. If he posted that interaction on his STRAIGHT OnlyFans (he makes that very clear), not only would he be discharged from the police force, he would go to trial and be found guilty of sex crimes.

But that is NOT what King Nut Alot is being accused of. The article does not specify the charges. It simply states, "A Phoenix police officer is being investigated for allegedly making and distributing porn while he was on duty and working from home."

First off, what type of cop works from home? Who is he policing from the comfort of his living room? Is he filing reports while he films himself sitting on a sybian? Who's to say the sybian doesn't increase his productivity?

To me, it sounds like he was tweeting out videos, and posting on his OnlyFans while "technically" on the clock. But who among us isn't stealing time at work?

Reading between the lines, I think King Nut Alot is getting railroaded here (no pun intended). The Phoenix Police Department is firing him because he, "filmed and distributed pornography on company time." But I don't think they care about him stealing company time whatsoever. This is a classic case of discrimination against an employee who just so happens to post "extremely graphic x-rated videos" on the internet. 

Reading between the lines, I'm assuming that King Nut Alot's grumpy, closeted Police Chief was sent a link to his OnlyFans by a younger police officer who was looking to move up in the ranks by any means necessary. The pictures brought up feelings that the Police Chief had been working hard to suppress. The Police Chief hadn't given in to his homosexual urges in quite some time. But he noticed that King Nut Alot's OnlyFans was for "Straights Only". He used that information to conduct the bizarre mental gymnastics necessary to convince himself it would not be gay to enjoy the videos. He decided to purchase a subscription. 

But before the Police Chief was able to finish, he was overcome with rage. 

What are you doing?! You're better than this! You have a wife and kids! This is not ok!

He slammed his laptop shut and stormed off to bed. He couldn't believe it happened again. He's a Police Chief for Christ's sake. He can't be pleasuring himself to extremely graphic x-rated videos of a subordinate. But as a man who doesn't know how to properly deal with his emotions, that disappointment turned into anger. 

Over the next couple weeks, the Police Chief couldn't even bear to look King Nut Alot in his beautiful brown eye. Every time he saw him, he was filled with rage. King Nut Alot was a constant reminder of his own forbidden desires. He could not stand to work with him any longer.

Unfortunately for the Police Chief, he could not simply fire King Nut Alot for having a straight OnlyFans. Having an OnlyFans isn't probable cause. It's 2022. Objectifying yourself to make $10k/month of side income is celebrated in our culture. The Police Chief needed a legitimate reason. That's when he came up with a plan. He spent weeks building a case. He scoured the internet for every single piece of King Nut Alot content he could find, and referenced his posts against his work schedule. He made note of all the posts King Nut Alot made during work hours. He closely watched every video, searching for context clues to the determine the date and time that each video was filmed and posted. Once he could prove that King Nut Alot's pornography hours overlapped with his work-from-home police officer hours, it was game over. He submitted his findings to whoever the fuck is in charge of that stuff. Internal Affairs? Idk it doesn't matter. He did something like that, and now King Nut Alot is under investigation. 

Very unfair. King Nut a lot was always able to fulfill his work-from-home police officer duties. Sure, sometimes he posted his straight pornography on Twitter during night shifts. Every now and then lunch ran long because he was filming himself branding a horseshoe onto his ball sack. But if King Nut Alot is being investigated for filming pornography on company time, then you have to investigate every cop on the internet who makes videos like this.

Dancing Tik Tok cops don't even hide it. They don't even take off their uniforms when they perform dances made up by 14 year old girls. They do them from inside of the Police Station. Dancing Tik Tok cops are a far bigger detriment to our society than OnlyFans cops. 

At this point, King Nut Alot appears to still be under investigation. I hope he will be able to keep his work-from-home Police Officer position, but things aren't looking great. The least we can do is subscribe to his OnlyFans.