The Colts Mascot Randomly Got Extremely Horny Late In The Game Vs. The Eagles
The Colts lost to the Eagles today 17-16 and it was a hard fought game in which Indianapolis led for most of it. But late in the game with the Eagles driving for the go-ahead score, after Jalen Hurts ran the ball into the end zone to knot it up with the extra point pending, the Colts mascot inexplicably started humping and thrusting the air with his pelvis.
The internet was confused.
We have no choice but to bonk the Colts mascot. This is far too horny for being at an NFL game!