Andre Iguodala Pretending To Suck A Dick Is The Perfect Reaction To LeBron's Sorry Ass Move While Losing By 27

There's a lot going on here so let's try and break it down. First off you have Draymond on the Warriors bench. You have LeBron on the floor - down 27. Way to keep it close LeBron! Then you have Iggy who is basically a player-coach at this point. Think Udonis Haslam but not as terrifying and apparently a bigger sense of comedy. Dick sucking jokes always play.

Now I have no idea why LeBron went to the Warriors bench to talk to Draymond. He's probably trying to figure a way on how to trade himself to the Warriors. Only losers and quitters trade themselves - like LeBron. But Iggy had the only proper response because this is the shit that needs to get out of sports - basketball especially. I say this as a diehard basketball guy. I say this as someone who will defend the sport until I'm dead. No more laughing and giggling and hugging during a game when you're on the fucking court. 

Stop with this bullshit. Sports are supposed to be competitive. You're supposed to hate the opponent with every fiber in your body during the game. After the game? Do whatever you want. That's normal. But during the game? Stop the dick sucking fest. That or let Iggy sit on every bench and pretend to go Heather Brooke every time this happens.

I really wish I could insert a Heather Brooke gif here. If you know, you know. 

Just disgusting all the way around. Be competitors. Stop yucking it up and being friends on the court. I'm not surprised by LeBron though. He doesn't want to focus on the fact he's destroyed the Lakers. He's helped ruin Anthony Davis' career. He simply can't win anymore because he's LeBron and has one of the worst rosters in a long time around him.

This may even be towards Draymond for calling LeBron over. Both fair. If I'm losing by 27 and someone tries to call me over I'm going double fingers and maybe even showing my ass. No way am I chopping it up while getting my ass kicked. Good on Iggy.