Congressional Candidate Mike Itkis Just Announced His Political Race By Releasing A Full Blown Sex Tape With Porn Star Nicole Sage
Source - Manhattan congressional candidate Mike Itkis is letting it all hang out to win votes ... releasing a sex tape to show he's got the goods to go to Washington.
Itkis is locked in battle with the long-time incumbent, Rep. Jerry Nadler. The challenger is running on a sex-positive platform, so to prove he's not all talk, he posted a 13 min video of him doing the deed with porn star Nicole Sage. He posted the vid -- titled "Bucket List Bonanza" -- on a popular porn site.
As for his bona fides ... Itkis is all about legalizing sex work, so that's how he rolls.
He told City & State, "If I would just talk about it, it wouldn’t demonstrate my commitment to the issue. And, the fact I actually did it was a huge learning experience, and it actually influenced items on my platform.”
The 53-year-old is running as a 3rd party independent ... kind of a cross between the Birthday Party and the Birthday Suit Party!
FINALLY a politician whose actions match their words. Mike Itkis doesn't just talk the talk, he walks the walk. And if you need any proof of how passionate he is about the sex-positivity he preaches, just click this very NSFW link HERE. (If that doesn't work search "Bucket List Bonanza" on PornHub.) I watched the entire thing and I can honestly say I was enthralled. Not because the sex was good or the people were attractive, but because the man on camera huffing and puffing his way to an orgasm is someone who actively thinks they could be a United States Congressman. That or he just really wanted to bang Nicole Sage, which seems more likely.
Here's what he had to say about the situation...
He says it's the first time he's ever had sex on camera ... “I’m kind of a nerd who doesn’t like to be the center of attention if I can avoid it. But, I thought the issues I’m trying to address are so important… I wanted to have my issues talked about in some way.”
"Kind of a nerd" who "doesn't like to be the center of attention." You heard it here first. Mike fucks on camera for no reason other than to bring attention to the issue he believes his constituents care about most- sex positivity. Well done, Mikey. A grateful nation thanks you for your service. Have a lovely weekend.
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PS: If you're in Gainesville tonight/tomorrow me, Zah, and Balls will be there for the game. Some are calling us the United Nations of Barstool. Come hang out and have a High Noon.