In Honor of Simon Cowell's Birthday ... Wake Up With Insults

I always wake up and look into famous dates in history, or celebrity birthdays etc. Today's was Simon Cowell's , one of the all time shit talkers in television history as well as a great insulter. 

I usually wake up to insults every day of my life… 

Here are some I woke up to today : 

So the way I figure it, if I am waking up to these insults , everyone else should. Now why not finish things off with the best to ever do it in terms of insults?

Here's Simon Cowell ripping people to shreds. Happy Friday!