Corgi Racing Is The Sport Of The Future
So I guess ESPN is doing The Ocho again or finally realized that people would rather watch cute animals run their little legs off instead of hot take artists yell the most preposterous shit that nobody could actually believe into a microphone. Either way, corgi racing has arrived and is here to stay if we get more finishes like these.
I don't care if you like watching dogs race, horses race, humans race, or don't like any of it. That ending is, to borrow a phrase, as electric as it gets. Doubly so if you bet on it. Which takes me to the entire point I wrote this blog, which was in hopes that Portnoy would somehow see it and get corgi racing added to the Barstool Sportsbook ASAP. Preferably with said corgis racing in costume.