Lighten the Fuck Up! The Casino was Slow & She Felt Luckier Shooting Craps Topless...

It was a slow night at the Casino, just a few regulars playing the slots… 

Two bored dealers were standing at the "mini-craps" table when out of nowhere, an incredibly attractive blonde woman from South Alabama placed a $5,000 bet on a single roll of the dice. 

With a deep southern drawl, she announced, "I hope y'all don’t mind, but I feel much luckier shooting craps topless…" 

With that, she stripped to the waist, revealing a large, natural bust with impressive silver dollar nipples, rolled the dice, and yelled, "Come on, southern girl needs a new blouse!" 

After the dice bounced and came to a stop, she began jumping up and down, screaming, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" 

Still topless, she hugged each of the dealers, gathered up her winnings, grabbed her pink camisole top, and then left in a hurry to cash out… 

The two dealers stared at each other dumbfounded… Finally, one turned to the other and asked, "What did she roll?" 

The other answered, "Heck if I know, I thought YOU were watching the table…"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

 *Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968 (and flipping people off forever!)

This is LTFU Joke #109!

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