Are We Doing RNR18 Bribery?

I didn't know much about Kirk Minihan other than when the Mean Girl saga went down; Dave cared enough about Kirk's opinion to go on his show and state his case. 

Fast forward to the mini golf tournament, I kept score for Kirk's 4 pod. 

We met. He was nice. Competitive. Respectful. He seemed to get along with Rico. 

This past weekend, it was brought to my attention that Kirk has mentioned he wants Bruce Springsteen tickets in Oklahoma City. And in return, "he would support me in Rough N Rowdy" 

Does this poses the question: Are we in for bribery? 

The answer: also-fuckin-luuuutely, we are. 

Kirk has the Minifans, who are the relentless bark-on-command crowd. The kind of crowd I quickly realized you want on your side. The kind of crowd that would kill for him. 

So I zigged: 

Kirk zagged:

FIVE SHOWS A WEEK FOR THREE MONTHS???????????? IF WE GET 70K PAY PER VIEW BUYS???????? 

Incredible. 

Two hiccups have occurred since:

Kirk thought the fight was this weekend. The good news for me, we have time to hit the 70k

Bad news for me, I googled the concert and, it's in Tulsa, OK. 

Doable, of course. A deal is a deal. Harder than OKC tickets? Yes. 

But nothing is too hard if it results in 70k pay per views. 

On that note, If anyone else wants to make a deal, I am open to bribery. there is (almost) nothing I won't do for 70k pay per views. 

Minifans and more: BUY RNR. Heck, buy it twice. 

AND AND:

Ok love you all, Happy Monday.