Lighten the Fuck Up! A Beautiful Young Woman Smelling of Expensive Perfume Got in the Elevator...

An old man was riding in an elevator in a very lavish hotel in New York City when it stopped and the doors opened. A beautiful young woman smelling of expensive perfume got in, sneered at the old man, and then in an uppity tone announced, “Romance by Ralph Lauren, 150 dollars an ounce…”

The old man listened but didn’t say a word… 

The doors closed and the elevator resumed moving. It eventually stopped at another floor and the doors opened. Another beautiful young woman, also smelling of expensive perfume, stepped into the elevator, glared at the old man, and then in an uppity tone announced, “Chanel No. 5, 200 dollars an ounce…”

The old man listened but didn’t say a word… 

The doors closed and the elevator resumed moving. Just a few floors later the elevator stopped again, this time at the old man’s floor. When the doors opened the old man stood between them, held them open, bent over, and let loose a loud firecracker fart that filled the elevator with the nastiest smell… 

As he exited the elevator, in an uppity tone the old man announced, “B&M Original Baked Beans, 27 cents an ounce…”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968 (and riding motorcycles since 1972)                                                                                    

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