Britney Spears Confirms She's Pregnant After Thinking It Was Just A 'Food Baby'

I lost so much weight to go on my Maui trip only to gain it back … I thought “Geez … what happened to my stomach ???” My husband said “No you’re food pregnant silly !!!” So I got a pregnancy test … and uhhhhh well … I am having a baby … 4 days later I got a little more food pregnant.. It’s growing !!! If 2 are in there … I might just loose it

BRITNEY IS PREGNANT!!! I REPEAT, BRITNEY SPEARS IS HAVING A BABY!!! 

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First of all, who among us hasn't thought it was just a burrito making us look a lil' bloated when it turned out to be an actual fetus. I know how that goes, ma'am. 

Second, she's not just pregnant, she's also apparently married. Last week she posted casually referring to Sam Ashgari as HER HUSBAND (they started dating in 2016 & got engaged last year) and then did so again a few days ago in a note about how coffee's been making her sick recently which it usually never does.. AKA MORNING SICKNESS, PEOPLE! ( #TheSigns )

I honestly just want ice water here cause it’s so hot… coffee makes me too sick … and I’ve never rejected coffee !!!!

So Britney Spears is married & expecting a baby.. and Goddamnit, I'm not usually the type to genuinely care about celeb stuff like this but I CARE. I am so happy for her. Maybe it's because I spent my tween years dancing around my room doing hairbrush karaoke to her CDs & living for her music videos on TRL after school, and feel like I sort of 'grew up' with her, but I've always felt a special affection. Especially after seeing how badly she was hounded 24/7 during the height of her fame, all while she was going through hell behind the scenes trapped in a conservatorship she wanted no part of. That included allegedly being forced to keep an IUD in even though she wanted more children. I also believe she was robbed of the chance to be the mother she truly wanted to be to her two sons, now 15 & 16, with ex-husband Kevin Federline. It feels like she's finally made it to the other side, and I hope that, besides a little morning sickness & an aversion to coffee for the time being, everything goes perfectly for her. And I am sooo looking forward to her lengthy stream-of-consciousness posts with pregnancy in the mix, as well as all the maternity outfit montages. LFG.

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