It Sounds Like Carlos Correa Signed With The Twins Strictly So He Could Eat Jucy Lucy's Every Day.
So this is why Carlos Correa surprised the entire baseball world and signed with the Twins in the middle of the night, it's the Jucy Lucys. The famous burger that originated in Minnesota, the Jucy Lucy has quite the control over Carlos. They make these burgers with cheese IN the patties, so when you bite into it the cheese explodes in your mouth. It's quite delicious, obviously Carlos thinks so too. So much that he talked about them when asked by a reporter when asked about coming to Minnesota. You think he doesn't know what he's doing? Sucking up to the greatest thing Minnesota has ever produced? He's making the fine people of Minnesota fall in love with him from day 1. Some guys fall in love with a city, or a climate, or their wife loves it, or they have a special memory of the city, not Carlos. He just signed with the Twins because they make food that is a precursor for a heart attack.
I mean look at that thing, it does look delicious. Kind of need Glenny in a Correa jersey to go around and try all the Jucy Lucy's in Minnesota and give us his rundown. Correa said he would diet for a week before the Astros would go to Minnesota just so he could pig out on these. And now he says he's going to eat them every day, he's going to be 300 pounds by the All Star break. We rarely see the rare in-season weight gain, it's more of an offseason thing. But it sounds like he's determined to house as many Jucy Lucy's as he can, and you can't blame him. Now it makes sense why he didn't go back to Houston. He was probably tired of the BBQ, he just wanted a Jucy Lucy. Now he easily could have come to Baltimore and enjoyed crab cakes until he's eyes fell out, but we will cross that bridge next year when he opts out. Until then he's going to pack on the pounds by eating Jucy Lucy's. Also, there is a sponsorship deal sitting right in front of someones eyes and they better grab it up, this has a partnership written all over it.
They messed up not putting the burgers in the video too, would have really nailed it. Great, now I'm hungry.