I Have No Idea Whether This Person Is A 3rd Grader Or Has A 401K

First off, I'm just gonna state the obvious on this one. Fucking NUMBIES. I've never had a tweet get 50k+ favorites & I'd be lying if I said it isn't an absolute rollercoaster watching the number of likes go up and up and up and up and up and up all the way to nearly 80k as it's at now. I'd also be lying if I said I wasn't hoping this blog would potentially get me to anywhere near the 100k mark. I know it probably will not, though it's well worth the try.

EITHER WAY THOUGH how old is this fuckin' guy? I am being so serious when I say he could either be a 3rd grader that's hooked on phonics watching Disney channel constantly or he could be a 35-year-old wall street broker with a 401k that's clearly 6 figures or well beyond that. Hell, this kid could be a presidential candidate for all I know. There's simply something about this fella and I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's the sick dad polo. Lotta folks responded to that tweet saying that and they are completely right. The polo on top of the extremely mature scream at the top of his lungs were the 2 biggest reasons for this. Fucking love this guy.