A 25 Year Old Woman is Suing Jerry Jones Claiming She's His Daughter

Two NFL owners were accused of creeping on team cheerleaders. An other is facing allegations by a former coach he was offering $100,000 for every game his team lost. If there's one thing Roger Goodell's Billionaire Boy's Club doesn't need right now, it's another scandal to have to sidestep. 

But it looks like Ginger Satan is going to have to get out the broom and lift up the area rug: 

Source - A 25-year-old congressional aide who grew up in North Texas has sued Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, alleging he is her biological father.

Attorneys for Alexandra Davis filed the lawsuit Thursday in Dallas County, saying that Jones and her mother had a relationship in the mid-1990s from which she was conceived. According to court documents, Jones and Davis’ mother, Cynthia Davis, reached a settlement to financially support the mother and child as long as they didn’t publicly identify Jones as her father.

Alexandra Davis is asking a court to find that she isn’t legally bound by the agreement between Jones and her mother if she were to attempt to legally establish that he is her father. She doesn’t want to be sued or lose her financial trusts. …

It came to light last month that the Cowboys paid the cheerleaders a $2.4 million settlement in response to four cheerleaders’ allegations that the franchise’s public relations chief, Rich Dalrymple, filmed them as they changed clothes inside a locker room. Jones has said he takes the allegations seriously.

Cynthia and Alexandra Davis starred in the third and final season of Big Rich Texas, a reality show based in Dallas-Fort Worth that followed five wealthy women and their daughters. At the time, representatives for Cynthia Davis said she was living off a trust fund. …

Alexandra Davis was born on Dec. 16, 1996, and shortly afterward, Cynthia Davis and her husband filed for divorce. During the divorce proceedings, it was determined through genetic testing that Alexandra Davis was not the child of Cynthia Davis’ husband. He was not ordered to pay child support. …

Cynthia Davis told Jones that he was Alexandra Davis’ biological father, according to the lawsuit. According to court documents, Jones had told Cynthia Davis that he was not able to have children.

Jones and his wife married in 1963.

I'll have to confess I'm not familiar with Big Rich Texas. But according to that corner of the internet who is, this would be the mother/daughter team of Cynthia and Alexandra Davis:

But just to be clear, I cannot confirm, nor can I deny. On behalf of the hardworking legal team at Barstool Sports, we take no position on whether a mid-1990s Jerry Jones was riding the F-train with an extremely attractive married woman and justifying going bareback by claiming his baby batter was sperm free. These are only allegations. Whether the Ol' Texas Oil Man was drilling for more than crude  in the spring of 1996 is for a court to decide. 

And of course it goes without saying that there is no NFL rule saying you can't rawdog a consenting adult. The personal business of two alleged adulterers is between them, their consciences, their God, and the woman claiming to be the result of their coitus. It's not their alleged conception and Jerruh's alleged trust fund didn't have any affect on the outcome or integrity of any games. Even if true and not just some big, wacky My Two Dads-style misunderstanding. 

But either way, right now it's what the kids call "a bad look," and the political news shows like to call "bad optics." The operative word in both is "bad." It's going to make it that much harder for the league to sanctimoniously preach to the players about things like personal conduct, representing The Shield, and the privilege of playing in the league when they're scrambling to keep yet more owner misbehavior out of the news.

For Jones personally, it has to suck to have this bombshell dropped into your family life when you've spent the last quarter of a century thinking you'd buried your problem under enough trust fund assets that it'll never surface again. But sometimes there's not enough cash to paper over your mistakes. And since he has three kids of his own, it's got to be pretty tense in that family meeting they're having right now. Oh what a tangled web we weave/when first we practice to conceive. 

The good news though is that the way Jerry runs things, Jones family might have just added a new member, and the Cowboys added a new executive vice president. 

Allegedly.