We Revisit The Super Bowl In This Edition Of Top Porn Comments Of The Week
If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. A time where regardless of your stance on Sour Cream & Onion chips, we can all get together as one and be thankful that we aren’t bizarre enough to be commenting on internet porn. It’s been a pretty long week as is so let’s not waste anymore time and get right to it.
Pretty much every porn plot ever.
I’m really pulling for this kid and hope he gets the job. I, too, want to fuck girls in the ass or vagina.
I love when we can revisit the Super Bowl with something that isn’t necessarily Deflategate related. A nice change of scenery.
drfozziwozzi is a true vet of the game. He’s been running this shit since ’01 while most of these commenters were still suckin’ on their mama’s titties. The Gordie Howe of freakbodies.
Is there any coming back from someone calling you out for having an Asian-sized dick? I don’t think so.
I don’t quite know exactly why, but seeing El Chapo’s name being thrown around in the Pornhub comment section just seemed like a real special moment for me.
Okay now I’ll be honest, I’m getting pretty sick of these gimmick novelty accounts. This question along with everyone asking about Minecraft and Fallout 4 are getting real old. But shoutout to Thykevinismuder for people a man of the people and knowing his Pokemon. Salue.
Okay fess up. Which one of you did this? There’s not a chance in hell this comment isn’t from a Stoolie. (h/t Chris).
Gotta love when a little bit of self-realization comes out in the comment section. So much shame and regret, but I’m sure my man whatsup_22 still finished like a savage.
Pretty sure Shia LeBeouf would have something to say about this…
And lastly…
Obviously not a Pornhub comment but this was just too perfect to leave out. Legendary. (h/t Phil).
And that wraps up this week in freaks. Thanks to everyone who pitched in this week in finding some comments. You’re all doing god’s work out there. Keep sending in submissions on Twitter to @BarstoolJordie or you can just follow to tell me how much you hate me or some shit like that. I hope you all have yourselves a go this weekend. And remember to stay sexy out there.
Bonus Bizarro:
Gizmodo – Pornhub is launching a “Netflix-style” premium streaming service called Pornhub Premium for its fanciest filth connoisseurs. You’ll pay $10 a month for ad-free, 1080p streaming. Premium customers will get access to 100,000 high-definition clips only available for those of us opulently horny enough to shell out for a slightly better version of a service that can be found abundantly free elsewhere.
According to the company, it’s also working on VR integration for the beginning of 2016. That could be a more interesting hook for some users—we’ve seen porn VR growing quickly this year as the tech catches up to our expectations for it.
I’ve always said that the moment you start paying actual hard earned US Dollars for porn, that’s when you know you have a problem. But I couldn’t just let this groundbreaking news go unattended. Yes, Pornhub is launching a Netflix for porn and even though I won’t be setting up a Pornhub Premium account myself, I certainly wouldn’t be opposed to someone hooking me up with their password.