This NYC Subway Concert Of Stuffed Animals Dancing To Careless Whisper Is So Fucking Cute

You guys obviously know the deal when it comes to the New York City...I feel the fact that it's quite literally the worst place on planet Earth is discussed a fair amount on BarstoolSports.com and rightfully so. I mean look at this video from just this past week! 

That's a packed subway car of people just minding their own business trying to get home after a long day's work when someone randomly drops a LIVING, BREATHING, CHICKEN in the middle of the subway car! A fucking chicken! I mean what if that animal started running around like chickens normally do? This is an animal that Rocky Balboa, one of the greatest boxers of our generation, literally used to chase in order to get ready to fight Apollo Creed...and we got people just leaving those on random subway cars for sport.

Yet one of my biggest mantras in life is that water always finds its level and I really think it does. When 2 teams play a low-scoring game early in the season I'm fairly confident the next game will be a shootout! And when there's a scary chicken video on the Subway there's gotta be something to balance that out and balance that out this sure did. This saxophone concert featuring dancing animals (including chickens) enjoying George Michael's Careless Whisper was SO fucking cute. Need this fella to get all the times in the world thanks to all that thought and effort he put into his subway show. He's even got multiple speakers with lights! More electronics than a goddamn KISS concert. That made my damn day. I mean look at the bunny and reindeer dancing together! If you can't smile at bunny & reindeer stuffed animal dancing together to Careless Whisper you literally suck. Happy Thursday.

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