Interview Magazine Has Put Out A Photoshoot And "Inside Scoop" Article Written By Julia Fox About Her Relationship With Kanye West

Interview Magazine - I met Ye in Miami on New Year’s Eve and it was an instant connection. His energy is so fun to be around. He had me and my friends laughing, dancing, and smiling all night. We decided to keep the energy going and fly back to New York City to see Slave Play. Ye’s flight landed at six and the play was at seven and he was there ON TIME. I was impressed. After the play we chose to do dinner at Carbone which is one of my favorite restaurants. Obviously.

At the restaurant, Ye directed an entire photo shoot for me while people dined! The whole restaurant loved it and cheered us on while it was happening. After dinner Ye had a surprise for me. I mean, I’m still in shock. Ye had an entire hotel suite full of clothes. It was every girl’s dream come true. It felt like a real Cinderella moment. I don’t know how he did it, or how he got all of it there in time. But I was so surprised. Like, who does things like this on a second date? Or any date! Everything with us has been so organic. I don’t know where things are headed but if this is any indication of the future I’m loving the ride.

You've got to click the article link for the photos because I'm positive Interview would sue the pants off this place if I posted any of them, but...what the fuck is this LOL. It sucks, because I like Julia Fox. I don't want to have to roast her for this article. I don't want to have to think she's lame because she refers to Kanye as "Ye" exclusively and this article generally reads like a middle school girl writing in her diary about a boy she likes in class. The exclamation points, "At the restaurant, Ye directed an entire photo shoot for me while people dined!" Stop stop stop no no no. Again, who knows if Julia had the final say on how this reads, it had to have been translated from a verbal interview, right? Or maybe Kanye wrote this for her? And this is what he thinks she would sound like, describing him? Man oh man it's a disaster. My favorite part is the fact that Julia and Kanye have most certainly been reading my blogs:

"After the play we chose to do dinner at Carbone which is one of my favorite restaurants. Obviously."

Onto Kanye. Ye, lean in. Listen to me. THIS WON'T MAKE KIM WANT YOU BACK. SHE'S GETTING DICKED DOWN IN THE BAHAMAS WITH HER FRIENDS AND PETE DAVIDSON. SHE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR WEIRD PHOTOSHOOT WITH JULIA FOX AT CARBONE. I PROMISE. SHE'S A BILLIONAIRE. YOU'VE DONE ALL OF THIS BEFORE, WITH HER. YOU MADE LIKE, 5 YEEZY SEASONS ALL ABOUT KIM. 

Also, Kanye using Interview? I love how all of these smaller indie/fashion/scene-y type magazines always do the same shit. No offense to them, I literally used to work for V Magazine, but V, Interview and Paper Mag are all so, so similar. Paper did Kim's famous nude photoshoot. Paper also did the photoshoot with Pete Davidson featuring none other than Julia Fox:

So, really, it's just kind of lame that Kanye is suddenly using one of these kinds of magazines to be making his ex wife jealous. Trying to show her that he's got a "new muse" to dress up. Julia honestly even LOOKS like Kim in these photos. Kanye probably fucking hates Paper Mag now, and went to the nearest competitor. I don't know, man. I'm tired of blogging about Kanye but he just keeps doing weird shit! 

Julia, blink twice if you're being held hostage.