Shoutout To All My Fellow Fats Hitting Up Your Local Salad Spot For Lunch Today

HELL YES! Today is our day, my pleasantly plump people. It's 2022. It's the first Monday of the New Year. And with that comes most of the fats finally attempting to make good on the promise we've promised ourselves all football season- that we will start trying to lose weight once this day has come. Will we actually all do it? Of course not. Will we all actually try for an extended period of time? Who knows, but what I do know is that we're all getting salads for lunch today because in our stupid little brains there's nothing more healthy than a salad.

I myself will be going with Just Salad today in the beautiful City That Never Sleeps. We're gonna do a little grilled chicken action, 2 portions of corn, banana peppers, and pickled red onions. It's a weird order though that's what we're gonna go with until we obviously have the difficult decision on what dressing to go with. Some sort of Ranch? Some sort of Vinaigrette? Some sort of simple oil? Who the hell knows...the options are endless. Just be sure to deny the bread when offered at the end. 

So I wish everyone good luck on their salads today. May we go with God & hopefully continue the salad wave all the way through 2023. If you see a fellow fat in the salad shop today...just remember to give a head nod in solidarity cause sometime these damn skinnys out there give weird looks when we enter the salad store. Fuck 'em.