#RelationshipGoals

#theperfectcouple

(Off the record, I’ve never seen a more awkward pose than this one from my friend Bill.  I can say that because we’re best friends and best friends bust balls.   But he’s so upright and his legs are jammed together so tight.  The blue on blue ain’t helping things either.  Classic girlfriend, wife move from Linda because knows she’s banging in this photo and doesn’t care about Bill.   My wife does that to me all the time to me.  She posts photos where she looks good and I look horrible.  Don’t get me wrong Bill doesn’t look horrible.  He never does.  It’s just a strange ass pose.  Still looks like he’s packing a hammercock regardless though)