Dog Wanders Onto A Soccer Field During A Europa Conference Match And Drops A Hot, Steamy Shit Looking Directly Into The Camera

Let's get one thing very, very clear here. This is a good boy. Dogs shit outside, he saw green pasture and decided that was his time. Plus look at that shit. That wasn't a clean shit. That was hot and steamy. He wasn't going to be able to hold it in any longer. The time to go was right then and there. You think he gives a shit about some Europa Conference League game? Sure doesn't, pal. Plus it's not like he shit on the logo or anything. I don't know if this dog is owned or not already, but I want to adopt him. He's a star. Looking directly in the camera as he drops a shit? Dude knows funny, that's funny. Shitting all over a soccer field knowing someone has to come clean that up and you're going to be on TV and blogs everywhere? Dude knows content. He'd be a great fit next to my good boy who likes to sleep and eat literally anything. 

Just an A+ performance all around. Dog knew what he was doing looking directly into the camera. You can't convince me otherwise. Also proves that all dogs are hilarious and good boys. Someone send this dog to me from Serbia. Please and thank you. 

PS: Yep, you guessed it. The game ended in a tie.