Adele Reestablishes Herself As The GOAT With First Music Video And Single In Nearly Six Years

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My friends, it was worth the wait. After six long years Adele finally returned to music and it's like she never left. We still have to wait until November 19th to hear the new album, but I don't care. This was enough to tide me over. When the album does drop I'll do what I've always done- dust off my caftan, throw on my finest wig, and smoke a pack of Virginia Slim 120s out of a golden cigarette holder while staring deep into the abyss contemplating every relationship I've ever had. I'm sure her music does the same to you. Why wouldn't it? She's one of the most decorated artists of all time. She's also an avid fan getting hammered in New York City gay bars, which I love…

She can do no wrong. She is the moment. She is…Adele. Have a wonderful night, friends. Try not to get too emotional.