Ben Affleck Seen With His Hot Nanny After Rumors Of His Divorce Is The Biggest Mistake He's Ever Made

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— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) August 5, 2015

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— bubblegum alley slo (@bubblegumalleys) August 4, 2015

You FOOL Ben, you fucking fool. Look, we said last week that no one can truly fault Ben Affleck for sleeping with his nanny. I rolled out the entire labrador retriever analogy, that men basically have no portion control and as long as you keep the bad things out of the house they can act like good dogs but if you put a hot nanny in front of them then there is basically nothing that can be done. Well that all is fine and good up until you continue to sleep with the nanny after she’s been fired. What the fuck is that man? You’re Ben Affleck. You’re a famous movie star, you’re not in love with this woman, come on. We can get you out of fucking the nanny that is literally living in your house but then when you start to date her and make her think she’s “the one” and that you have “something special” that’s when I’m no longer on your side. Not to mention you don’t get divorced to then get a girlfriend, play the field man. The whole point of sleeping with the nanny is that it’s off limits and risque, now you’re just sleeping with a random 28 year old when you could be out there living it up. Fucking figure it out and figure it out now, because this has knocking the nanny up and going from wife to next wife written all over it, and that would be the biggest mistake in the world.