Presidential Hopeful Deez Nuts Is Polling At 8% In Minnesota Versus Trump And Clinton

Sun Times- Just when you thought the 2016 presidential election couldn’t get any nuttier, it did. Public Policy Polling was so jazzed about its new poll in Minnesota, it had a quick trigger on Twitter to release parts of it before the full numbers were ready. So naturally, Public Policy Polling just had to ask the question. And at 8 percent, that’s more than all but four GOP candidates received in a new national CBS News poll that was released on Tuesday. PPP also noted that in Minnesota, former Texas Gov. Rick Perry didn’t have a single supporter.

Hey remember this guy? The Iowa man named Deez Nuts who threw his hat in the ring to become the next President of the United States of America?  Everybody thought it was a joke.  Everybody didn’t think he had a shot in hell.  They wrote him off as just some prankster who thought it’d be funny to join the race and then BOOM Deez Nuts landed right on the country’s forehead and started grabbing numbers in the polls.  8% in Minnesota.  8%!  It’s not a huge number but it’s not a small number for a candidate named Deez Nuts either.  Everything has to start somewhere and Minnesota is a fine state.  Think about it this way. Gov. Rick Perry didn’t get a single supporter in Minnesota and Nuts got a healthy 8%.  It’s nowhere near Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton’s poll numbers but who is actually rooting for them to win?  That’s not fun at all.  We want an underdog story.  Not the story of an eccentric billionaire or the story of a political dynasty re-rentering the White House.  No no no. We want Deez Nuts blowing his load of democracy all over the face of this great nation.  Who’s with me?

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