Thankfully I Have The Hair Of A Surf God Or This New Service Would Be Made For People Like Me.

Right as I am about to head out on my well deserved second vacation of the summer, an on demand service dropped an absolute bombshell of an idea made for people not of my ilk. Essentially you can call a funny  bald guy to make you look better next to the women you are trying to pick up at the bar. It’s genius. If i didn’t have the hair of a greek god (see below) i would have been all over this.

Now with that said, How do I have Gaz apply? If i am going to ever own a house on Nantucket I need to cut the fat in this organization. Gaz is perfect for this. He is Bald, Personable, and really has not done anything else but hang out with women at Barstool since we started. Hopefully my email below gets into the hands of the right people.