A Tale As Old As Time: Michael Carter-Williams Posts An Instagram Of Him Looking Jacked, NBA Promptly Drug Tests Him

Reags 7/1/2021 11:30 AM

Step 1: post a picture of you looking completely jacked and title it Bully ball. Remember, this is was MCW used to look like. When I say used to look like, I mean this is what his arms looked like in April.

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Step 2: Have a friend/teammate make a joke about you getting drug tested.

Step 3: Drug tester shows up:

See this is why you don't get in unbelievable shape. If NBA players are going to get drug tested just because they look swole in a picture, imagine all your friends mocking you for taking steroids. I've always wanted to take some steroids though. I'll be honest about that. But I don't cheat the system. I'm all natural baby.

Here's the real question. This isn't the first time an NBA player has gotten the random drug test after something goes a little viral. How do you go about interviewing for that job? I assume it's just a gaggle of interns sitting around looking on social media and highlighting shit like this to bring to Adam Silver. Gotta be the worst internship experience of all time.

Speaking of experiences, still the most hilarious drug test I can remember:

And an obligatory video from Out Cold for every drug test blog.