Some Woman Who Just Got Back From Africa Decided To Vomit and Faint At The Pentagon This Morning

 

CBS - The Pentagon is now the latest place to suffer from an Ebola scare. Around 9:10 a.m., a woman began vomiting in the Pentagon parking lot while on a bus tour, according to Pentagon spokeswoman Lt. Col. Valerie Henderson. The woman indicated she has recently traveled to Africa. The Arlington County Fire Department was called to the scene. The woman has been transported to Inova Fairfax Hospital. “Out of an abundance of caution and to allow the investigation to proceed, pedestrian and vehicular traffic around the Pentagon South Parking lot’s lanes 7-23 will remain restricted until further notice,” Henderson says. WNEW Senior Correspondent Mark Segraves reports that the bus the woman was on then traveled to Capitol Hill. The bus has since been stopped on Virginia Avenue and the other passengers and the driver are being isolated on a second bus. Virginia Avenue is closed down while officials investigate.

 

Ebola here, there, everywhere! Ebola madness! You know how many times I’ve puked on a bus? Zero. Because only poor people take busses. But do you know how many times I’ve jumped out of a cab or Uber to puke? A million. Because that’s what happens when you’re way too drunk and/or hungover and in public transportation. You puke. Oh so she just so happened to have gotten back from Africa? Minor detail. No just kidding, send her to Kabul. And when we send her to Kabul, it’s her fault. She decided to make Ebola all about her. You can’t very well drop the Africa card and expect not to have major consequences. Typical attention whore. Get her out of here. I don’t live in an overpriced apartment in a suburb of the most important city in the world for some woman to come out of nowhere and start puking Ebola all over the place. What if the wind catches some of that? A bird eats it. Bird dies. Cow eats the grass the bird died on. Cow gets chopped up and becomes a Big Mac. I eat the Big Mac. Boom I’m dead. And I’m not about to become a vegetarian so I guess the clock is ticking.