In The Ukraine, They Bring Grenades To Fist Fights
What the, and I cannot stress the last part enough, actual fuck? I know the Ukraine isn't weak, but I didn't realize it was a real life version of Grand Theft Auto. Actually scratch that because even when I am at my most depraved state while playing GTA, I won't throw a grenade in a public area unless everybody there is an enemy that appear as red dots on the map let alone if there's a 9 year old just chilling in your group.
What's this maniac even doing with a grenade on him during a casual night with the fellas? Is that part of your daily checklist when you leave your house in the Ukraine?
Wallet - CHECK
Keys - CHECK
Phone - CHECK
Frag grenade - CHECK
We are by no means rational people here in the U.S. of A when it comes to fights or using dangerous weapons. But Jesus Christ, figure it the fuck out Ukraine. I thought this was going to be the most outrageous thing I wrote about your country this week and Boris Brick Tamlin here trumped it in less than a day.