Lighten the Fuck Up! A Young Hot Secretary Who Eagerly Responded to Her Boss's Every Whim...

Ralph had been married for seven years when he started losing interest in his wife and thinking more about his young, hot secretary who eagerly responded to his every whim at the office.

One morning his secretary arrived early wearing a tight black mini-skirt, a revealing top, and four-inch heels. Upon seeing her, Ralph was overcome with lust…

He couldn't take his eyes off her and by 11:30 he couldn't take it any longer and he approached her and suggested they take off early and head to her place for lunch…

After some incredibly satisfying but exhausting sex, the two lovers passed out. By the time they awoke it was after 8 p.m., and realizing he was two hours late, Ralph immediately threw on his clothes. But before he put on his shoes he asked his secretary to take them outside and rub them through the grass and dirt in the backyard.

Although confused by her boss's odd request, she eagerly complied. Ralph then put on his shoes and sped home.

When he arrived home Ralph's wife immediately demanded to know where he'd been…

"Darling", he replied, "I'm not gonna lie. I've been having exhausting sex with my secretary all afternoon and we both fell asleep afterward…"

Ralph's wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "Liar! You've been playing golf again!"

* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968