Marvel >>> DC Part 1 Million: A Guy Dressed As Spider-Man Broke Up A Fight In Times Square While Batman Was Recording Everything On His Phone Like A Goddamn Goon
Seriously, how much more can Marvel run up the score on DC? It's one thing to absolutely dominate another company in the box office by landing the best actors and directors in the game with Mickey Mouse's big swinging dick signing the checks (not literally...I think). But to see a real life Spider-Man act like a hero in a time of danger while Batman acts like a tourist is a bruuuuutal look, even though he was hanging out with a lady with a sweet Rugrats shirt and a mask from the goddamn future when COVID-28 apparently grips the world.
Don't try to tell me that New York isn't Batman's city either. Gotham is just the DC version of New York like Jon Dowd is the MVP Baseball version of Barry Bonds. All Batman had to do was give the appearance that he cared about anything other than going viral and we could've had a crossover comic event for the ages with the perfect hype man from central casting who absolutely NAILED that "Spider-Man saved the day".
Instead your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man saved the tourist trap neighborhood known as Times Square yet again as DC took yet another L (unless there is a 4 hour cut of this video where Batman doesn't suck nearly as much amidst a bunch of slo mo shots).
Speaking of Batman, Robbie Fox and I did a commentary for the 1989 version of Batman with Robbie's brother, which was a great time. If you are home and want to turn on a flick in the background or just wanna hear three nerds talk about a classic piece of comic book history, check it out via the My Mom's Basement YouTube page: